“Laziness is our biggest enemy” –Jawaharlal Nehru
“We must learn to love our enemies” –Mahatma Gandhi
-Sudharshan
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Spouse, n.: Someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single. – Anon
-Mohan KV
” If you don’t stand for something , you will fall for anything! “
-Vinod
Unix is user-friendly; it’s just choosy about who its friends are.
- Anonymous
-Srinivas
I was born so intelligent, even education couldn’t ruin me
-Pubali, improv on that clichéd Tshirt quote that says “I was born intelligent, but education ruined me”. Balls to self-effacement.
“The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other guy die for his.”
– General George Patton (1885-1945)
-Vikram
It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable,
as one’s hat keeps blowing off.
— Woody Allen
-Raghunandan
Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows…
“I’m going to give a surprise test at the end of the class. Please SMS your friends.”
-Pseuba aka Siddharth
Remember: While root can do almost everything, there are certain privileges that only a partner can grant.
— Telsa Gwynne
-Raghunandan
My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot. -Ashleigh Brilliant, writer (1933- )
-Mohan KV
Wouldn’t the sentence “I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign” have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?”
–Unknown Source
-Raghunandan
“The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.”
-Pseuba aka Siddharth
Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.
— Jean Cocteau
-Raghunandan
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball
-KV Mohan
as the case as ever, the quotes get juicier only when you run out of editions…
-Bhaand aka Bharathwaj, referring to the fact that there is no edition of newsletter after Saarang ends
No war, no barrier can keep us apart
if only we could talk to each other.
-Srinivas NG
“Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix”
-GP aka Gautam Prakash
Oh, the comfort — the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person — having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all right out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with the breath of kindness blow the rest away. -Dinah Maria Mulock Craik
-K.V.Mohan
“If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.” — Henry J. Tillman[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraprosdokian#_note-0)
-Pota aka Subramanya
one could not count the moons that shimmer on her roofs, or the thousand splendid suns that hide behind her walls.
-Jhopad, for quite a long while
A bit of googling tells me that its a line from a poem praising Kabul from the book “A thousand splendid suns”
