Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles — Calvin
-Akhil
Serendipity is searching for a needle in a haystack and finding the farmer’s daughter instead
-Kedar
Spouse, n.: Someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single. – Anon
-Mohan KV
“Models pose, Engineers superpose”
-Akhil Kulkarni
You make me weak in the knuckles
-Gaurav Vaz
On receiving flirty messages online that cause you to stumble with your typing.
I’m not *in*-sane. Indeed, I am so far *out* of sane that you appear a tiny blip on the distant coast of sanity.
Found on a mailing list, and currently my status message.
Who wants to remember that escape-x-alt-control-left shift-b puts you into super-edit-debug-compile mode?
— Discussion on the intuitiveness of commands in Emacs
-Raghu
There are only two things that are ever increasing. One is Entropy, the other is the length of my to-do list!
-Raghu, speaking the truth on behalf of humanity
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
-Nikhil
To hit a target from the longest distance, use the Brahmastra;
To get to it in the shortest distance use the Dijskastra
(I’m also looking for the guy who told me this)
-Srinivas NG
He won’t compile. He knows that what follows is his execution.
-Pseuba aka Siddharth
Also,
The bug stops here.
-Raghu
If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
-Raghu
God created a few perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair.
-Bhaand aka Bharathwaj
References:
[1] Photo of Bhaand aka Bharadwaj, below
Never equate yourself with a plane far away at horizon. It’s a floating point…
-Ramkumar
He who laughs last didn’t get the joke!
-Aditya
You know it’s Monday when you wake up and it’s Tuesday.
-Raghu
A programmer started to cuss · · ·
Because getting to sleep was a
fuss · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·
As he lay there in bed · · · · · · · · · · ·
Looping 'round in his head · · · · · ·
was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;
-Mohan
Man is born crying. When he has cried enough, he dies.
-Jugu Dannie
And that, btw, is the 100th post on this blog! 
All users are equal but the super user is more equal.
-Ramnath Kini
Wife is a rollercoaster. Just gotta…
-Ducky aka Anand
It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable,
as one’s hat keeps blowing off.
— Woody Allen
-Raghunandan
Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, All my base, are belong to you!
-Nai aka Mahesh
To understand recursion, one must first understand recursion …
-Vimal
Q. What’s the difference between Batman and Bill Gates?
A. When Batman fought the Penguin, he won.
-Raghu
Impotence – Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings.”
-Mohan KV
